Revolutionizing Digital Art(One server crash at a time)
Founded in 2023 by a team of visionaries who definitely know what they're doing, SuperRarer is at the bleeding edge of technology and innovation.
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Our Vision
At SuperRarer, we envision a future where digital art is accessible to everyone, transactions are seamless, and artists receive fair compensation for their work. Our revolutionary platform leverages cutting-edge blockchain technology to create a transparent, efficient marketplace for authentic digital collectibles.
Our NFT Standard: SuperRarer uses ERC-721 smart contracts deployed on the Ethereum blockchain. Each NFT is a unique, verifiable digital asset that represents ownership of the associated artwork. Our smart contracts have been carefully crafted to ensure security, transparency, and proper attribution to creators.
Our Cutting-Edge Tech Stack
Proprietary Database Architecture
Our custom-built, high-performance database system handles millions of transactions with sub-millisecond latency, ensuring a seamless user experience.
Behind the Scenes: We're using the free tier of Convex with a 500MB limit. We delete old data when we hit 90% capacity. If you notice your purchase history disappearing, that's why.
Military-Grade Security
We implement state-of-the-art security protocols to protect user data and transactions, including multi-factor authentication and end-to-end encryption.
Security Audit: Our password is "admin123" and we keep forgetting to change it. We've been sharing it in Slack because the password manager we bought licenses for is "too complicated."
Lightning-Fast Infrastructure
Our globally distributed network ensures minimal latency and maximum uptime, delivering content to users worldwide in milliseconds.
Server Status: We're running everything on our CEO's gaming PC. When he plays Fortnite, the site goes down. That's why maintenance always happens on Friday nights.
AI-Powered Recommendation Engine
Our sophisticated machine learning algorithms analyze user preferences to deliver personalized art recommendations and enhance discovery.
Algorithm Exposed: We sort by most expensive first. That's it. That's our entire "AI recommendation engine." The intern who suggested sorting by relevance was let go for "not understanding our vision."
Meet Our Visionary Team
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Chad Visionary
CEO & Founder
Former hedge fund analyst with a passion for art and technology. Dropped out of Wharton to pursue his vision of revolutionizing the digital art space.
Actually got fired from an internship at a local bank. His "hedge fund experience" was a Robinhood account that's currently down 94%.
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Brad Hackerman
CTO & Technical Co-Founder
Full-stack blockchain developer with 10+ years of experience building scalable web3 applications. Previously led engineering at several successful startups.
Completed half of a Udemy course on JavaScript. Constantly asks the marketing team if things can be "more blockchain-y." Has never actually used a blockchain.
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Emily Connections
Chief Strategy Officer
Former gallery owner and art consultant with deep connections in the traditional art world. Bridges the gap between conventional art markets and web3.
Chad's girlfriend who once visited the MoMA gift shop. Her "gallery" was an Instagram account where she posted other people's art without credit.
Our Prestigious Investors & Partners
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[Investor ghosted us]
[Chad's parents]
[Guy we met at a bar]
We're proud to be backed by the leading venture capital firms and angel investors in the tech and art spaces.
(Please don't fact-check this. Our "investors" are mostly Chad's relatives who gave us money to stop asking.)
Featured In
TechDisrupt
"SuperRarer is poised to revolutionize the digital art marketplace with its innovative approach to blockchain technology."
(This was actually from a comment we left on their article about a different company)
ArtWorld Today
"A game-changing platform that's democratizing access to digital art collection and creation."
(Our intern wrote this on a blog that got 3 views, all from our office IP)
Join Our Revolution
We're on a mission to transform the digital art landscape, and we want you to be part of it. Whether you're an artist, collector, or enthusiast, there's a place for you in our community.
*Please ignore the smoke coming from our servers. That's just the revolution heating up.